Devotion. What a beautiful concept. So many times I've boasted that I'll tell anybody anything. Now I find that my heart is full of secrets.
Oh, they're not big ones. I didn't kill anyone. I don't wear frilly lingerie and I've never been abducted by aliens.
Most of my mysteries involve matters of the heart. My line of work requires a dangerous degree of passion. The world's a better place when I keep it to myself.
I'd tell you my secrets but then I'd have to kiss you.