No decisions should be made under these circumstances. "These circumstances" being my state of mind. Not my current state of mind- my permanent natural condition. It's not so much that I fear that I've lost my mind. It's more that I've found it.
Suddenly the ads on television are all ludicrous. Well, the ads, themselves, aren't suddenly ludicrous. The ads have been ridiculous all along.
This old man thing may just work out. Only problem is there's not much future in it.