Monday, May 11, 2026

Your Battles





Once I ever knew that I was a pacifist, I began to wonder just how I would ever deal with an enemy on the shores of "my country." Well, sir, here we are. The fact that I'm living in another country keeps me relatively calm but it certainly doesn't provide any real measure of peace of mind. Right wing, xenophobic, psychopathic, opportunistic narcissists are coming into their own here, too.

Boris Johnson is to Donald Trump as Billy Fury was to Elvis. Now, Nigel Farage is so unpleasant in every way that if I had not personally watched the USA skid to this level of ignominy, no one could convince me that he might very well end up as prime minister.

Oh, I can still vote in the States, and I will. I want, more than ever, environmental protection, fair, free elections, and good healthcare. I long for a better tax system and topnotch education available to everybody. I'm hoping that legislation and law enforcement will soon deal with the immigration problems and gun control that have multiplied for profit. I'm waiting for a legal system that is blind to status and wealth and justice served for offenders focusing on rehabilitation. Please bring back science and competence. A fine bonus would be a government that tells us the truth. All of us. All of the truth.

Yeah, that's my list. Somehow, I always seem to get what I wish for. I may be pushing it this time.

I've lived through sack dresses and Edsels. I remember pet rocks and Khrushchev. 

On Sunday afternoons in Tampa, WALT radio, "1110, My Friend,"would have a Battle of the Crooners. Listeners could call and vote for their favourite. I would dial over and over to register votes for Elvis. On some weird, sad Sundays Pat Boone would win and I would be sure that the world was ending. It didn't.

I realize that now we're dealing with world peace, divided families, hantavirus, terrorism and just pure meanness. Love may have limits and shortcomings but it beats stealth bombers, drones and aircraft carriers.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.


 

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Reach For The Sky





Now, I don't have any trouble imagining the guy who came up with the concept of "money." It's even easier to picture the first wave of followers. Give 'em a few coins, bills, beads- whatever you got. In God we trust!

At this point, the next step, that's where the mystery begins for me. How do the ones with nothing, (that's us!), get suckered into this scheme?

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Keep your nose to the grindstone. Idle hands are the devil's workshop, fercrissakes!

How many of today's trendy billionaires started with nothing and worked their way up through the system?

As usual, asking for a friend.


 

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Above Ground





History will certainly not be looking back on these days as anyone's Golden Age. Fortunately, there is always magic in the ether. Don't scroll through social media, searching for today's breach of sanity; listen to the birds sing. Pet a dog. Eat ice cream.

Make sure that the memories that you're making will be good for tomorrow's flashbacks.

If I had any idea of how much time I was going  to spend reminiscing, I would have paid more attention.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpu12m9sEk
 

Thursday, April 23, 2026

Between Wars






The measure of the difference between a good guy and a bad guy is small by my estimation. Why not push it? Overtip. Apologise right away. Pet every dog and smile at every stranger. Oh, they'll make fun of you. If you're American, think Mr. Rogers.

Now, I know that this is a serious case of "do as I say, not as I do." I've got good intentions, though. I've got bad ones, too, but that's another blog.




 

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Travel Plans For Staying At Home





Everybody in England talks about the weather. It's raining. What a fine, civilised place!

I brought a lot of junk over here. Probably wouldn't do that again.

We stay busy working on making memories. In fact, that's my life's work. I recommend it.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVh3bwRmXM4
 

Friday, April 10, 2026

Sea Pickles!





Oh, if I knew now what I knew then, I'd know it all. I do know this- every minute that you spend worrying or hating is a minute wasted. Just remember, they're not the boss of us. You're not breaking any laws by loving this world. 

If the politics and the culture and the religion that you grew up with aren't serving to make this a better place for everyone, check out. Start your own. Establish your currency tied to love. When cryptocurrency is down and the dollar struggles, huggin' and kissin' go through the roof.

Run for emperor and don't bother telling anyone. You'll win. Think what it will do for your self-esteem.

Be more like your dog, that's my advice.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.


 

Sunday, April 5, 2026

My Sell-By Date





We're waiting for company. Well, it's my cousin, George, and his wife, Isabel, so it's not really company, I suppose. It's visitors, though, with news from the outside world. Oh, I poke through the New York Times and The Guardian every morning, but we don't have much real contact with folks out there worrying about the economy and nuclear annihilation and political upheaval. 

How can my timing have been so incredibly impeccable?

Fools are taken care of. Go where the love is.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.