Art, I Suppose

Sir, these people don't know you. Me and Popeye, we are what we are. Bama lama bama loo. I can no longer be bothered with pleasing anyone. This is the best that I can do. I'll put my hand on the burner for your entertainment but I won't sing in b flat. My favorite color is whatever I say it is and my heart is guarded and under video surveillance. Thanks for your interest.