Yeah, I know that I promised advice on your love life today but I was kidding. You know, kinda' making light of my own shortcomings in that department. I'm really here today to express my gratitude to the universe for allowing me this existence. I play rock'n'roll. I never had to grow up. The sweetest folks in the world have passed through my life and spent time with me. I don't even want to start on the dogs and cats and other critters. I guess my life and my luck are about perfect. I wish everyone had it this good.
Love just as hard as you can. You don't have to be good at it.