It's easy to be good when temptation fades. I'm dealing in extreme relative terms here of course. Most of my shenanigans have taken place in my head for the most part. I've never been arrested. I haven't had a traffic ticket since I was eighteen years old.
Oh, I'm not bragging here. It's a little embarrassing.
Maybe I should make up a more checkered past. What do you think? I've got friends that I could borrow some tales from.
I have lusted in my heart, now. Recently.