Sunday, March 26, 2017

The Captain's Table

All this gold and me without a thing to wear. I've just brushed my teeth and I can't do a thing with them.

Pass the kimchi, please.

Oh, by the way- I thought I saw Yuang Yang Kim throwing something off the Hwang Mangeyong bridge.

Papa San caught the bird flu last September and died. Mama spent the insurance settlement on super teeth whitening and tends to date younger men. Mostly men.

I'll have another helping of dog.

These days I spend most of my time in tight skirts thinking about nuclear annihilation up on the Hwang Mangeyong bridge.

Once you've seen the Kim Sister's Topless Review on the strip in Vegas it's hard to get that darned thing out of your head. Yeah, Kim Rich Un, Kim Kung Fu and Kimmie Rhodes tantalize and delight with their rich, exotic harmonies. I think I'll have some more tofu.


  1. Ronny,

    Are you playing somewhere in April and May? I'm thinking of travelling to the US and would love to catch a show.


    1. April 23rd in St. Pete at the Hideaway. It will be with the Nationals.