Do most of the folks in your life take themselves too seriously? This world needs more whoopee cushions. Dribble glasses. Plastic vomit.
When this political wave ebbs, I'm gonna do some serious laughing. I may dance.
If your party ain't fun, you might want to consider switching. If your religion is full of denial and threats and folks smiting folks on the other side, maybe you should think about converting.
Whatever happened to "long walks on the beach and pina coladas?"
Life's too short for mediocre music, too. Live music is the best. Sing to each other.