Thanks, Mr. Trump. Thanks for the revolution. We're all single issue voters now. The issue is decency. Oh, our platform takes in gun control. I suppose that's obvious after today, but our agenda now incorporates world peace and universal healthcare. Environmental protection, civil rights, tax reform, income equality, education, infrastructure, conservation, equal rights.
Somebody better stand up for the old white guy. His day is done.
Don't waste your pity on me. I'm with them.
I've always sat at the kids' table and I will as long as they will have me. This old heart beats and pumps joy through me. I couldn't be more proud.
Turns out he may make America great again.