You can take the hillbilly out of Alabama but don't let him drive on the left side of the road. Cultural shock comes naturally to the uncultured. I should probably start a list of some sort of the terms that throw me. If John, Paul, George or Ringo didn't quip about it in A Hard Day's Night or Help! I probably don't have a clue as to what is being said right in front of me.
All I know is that I'm supposed to react positively to, "Alright, Mate?"
They call this English?
Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.