Ready? Set? Go!
Life begins. I have waited for this moment. Why now, you may ask. How would I know? Who cares? It was a long fuse. I'll admit that. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Maxine and Lottie, all the dogs and cats and all the women who held on for as long as they did. Let me express my gratitude for the ones who knew better, too.
Oh, it's not having everything that makes me lucky. It's knowing that I have everything.
As my friend, Leo Almerico, says, "Don't kiss a gift horse in the mouth."