Words are tools. Weapons, if you consider yourself a warrior. Don't take a thesaurus to a quilting bee or a ballerina to an orgy. This old world is gonna change more in the time that I have left than it has in all my time on watch duty.
I'm damned if I do and well-hung if I don't, if I say so myself.
Is it just me or if they mail everybody a thousand bucks, haven't they just got ol' zero a new suit of clothes?
Wouldn't it be grand if the Marx Brothers were around and working on a new movie?
Wash your hands before you self-immolate.