Do you ever wonder whether you've really learned anything at all along the way? All that stuff about "all I ever really needed to know" turns out to be true, doesn't it?
Oh, it's not that I was wise at eighteen. It's really more that the light bulb over my head went off and all I've figured out since then concerns facts and specifics. Sunday school taught me more than college and it didn't teach me much. I guess Grandma had already covered most of that.
Mom brought me the rock'n'roll for my double measure in life. I'd like to win something so that I could publicly thank both of them. My Ph.D in love has served me well. I should have taken a course or two in romance.