You don't mind if I ramble to you to save a few bucks on a trip to the therapist, do you? I seem to have pulled myself up by my jockstrap and the cobwebs are thinning.
Pardon me for straying but, jockstrap... Jockstrap? What the heck are those things? The only thing I can figure is that it was some weird, erotic device designed to embarrass adolescent boys and their moms. What was tight underwear without a butt flap supposed to do to protect your ding dong? Do they still make those things? Have they changed the design?
These are the things that keep me up at night.