Its a proven fact that attorneys of a certain age will pay three time the value of a Fender stratocaster if it has been scuffed up. "Distressed," the marketing folks at Fender would prefer. Most of the stuff around here is now "distressed."
Me? I don't know much. I know more than I did before and I know enough to know that I don't know much.
I bought a pink stratocaster. Maybe I'll scuff it up myself. I didn't even go to law school.