If, by chance, you find what appears to be an unprofessionally packaged candy bar in your freezer tucked into a clear plastic bag with "Do Not Eat!" scrawled heavily with a Magic Marker- do as I do. Eat it. Eat it all.
Life's way too short to miss anything and I'm pretty sure I've missed plenty.
Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.