Either Way, Either Way

So the old man is now a bad ass, or the bad ass is now an old man. Does it make any difference? Does anybody care?

Well, sir, I had a long rant here and I deleted it. Either "if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything," or "better to be kind than to be right." Both, I suppose.

For all these years I've assumed that the only purpose of romance was to break my heart and my spirit. Turns out it was part of a grand, cosmic scheme to teach me universal love.