Ask The Monkey

American insignificance rises over D.C. We squeezed jazz out of slave culture and claimed it as our own. We took the native people's land and sold the oil. We built magnificent cities using slave labor. We appropriated their rhythm and blues, called it rock'n'roll and sold it to the rest of the world.

Now we're fixing' to make America great again.

Pass the champagne and salute the flag.