Remember when the Volkoffs battled the Von Brauners to see who would have to leave town. Man! I suppose the reason that I'm working on my play is that nobody else is supplying the art that I need.
Why would anybody sit through someone else's play unless there was nudity and lines so dumb that milk ran out your nose? Music, too. Something to make you tap your foot and sing along. Oh, I can't wait. I know about as much about writing plays as I do making music. You're in for it!