The phone woke me up this morning. Things were getting steamy between me and a beautiful girl. Some stranger had crawled into the bed with us, though, and I could see that his feet were not nearly clean enough. That's pretty much the extent of my social life just now.
I get to go play rock'n'roll with my friends tonight. On the Luck Scale I suppose I do pretty well. People are good to me. I guess I probably have the best friends in the world. I'm gonna go walk my dog. She's about the best dog there is.
If I'm not lucky I sure am a terrible braggart!