To quote my hero, Clarence "Frogman" Henry, "I ain't got no father." I don't want to be left on the sidelines, however, so let's celebrate the summer solstice together here, whatta ya' say?
"What does that fool know about the solstice?" you ask.
"What does Mr. Smartypants think he knows about mathematics?"
"Oh, yeah, what about science?"
That's it. That's all I've got.