In my mind I play something of a Mitchum role. I don't fall for much, having been 'round the block this many times. That one dame, though...
You know the script.
Turns out the reality has been one of those Don Knotts' pictures that run late at night or early on a weekend morning on TCM. Or maybe a Mr. Bean epic.
Let's face it, that one dame, in real life, is no Rita Hayworth and she's ready for a walk.