Messages from the eyes are the ones that count. Smiles either start at the heart or they're not really smiles. Those others are tools for competing in the Miss USA pageant or for senators talking on cable news.
"Good to be here, Rachel."
No, it's not. Those folks are compelled to lie.
I have a plot to release kindness in D.C. I figure we can plant waitresses and traffic cops. Maybe a few cable guys and heart surgeons. First thing you know, they're marrying into the population and breeding with them.
I'll keep you up on it.