All the world's a stage and I was born in a trunk. Eyes wide open now, I head for the edge. Again. The phony concept of American exceptionalism has been replaced with a bad reality TV set. Really bad.
How high's the water, mama?
Well, in the parking garages in Miami it's up to your ankles.
Oh, the Chinese and their hoaxes! Thousand year old egg! Gag me with a chopstick.