Kleenex in the pocket? You're old. Oh, what I'd give for a spring in my step, whatever that means. What am I thankful for? Ending sentences with prepositions, I suppose.
Sometimes I get cranky. There's nobody here to listen to me grumble except for Jamaica. She's crankier than I am.
What am I thankful for? Whatta' ya got?
Memories, I suppose, if you back me into that corner. I've got memories. I've got stories.
Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.