After a lifetime of fumbling to screw up the courage to ask a girl to dance, I seem to have finally solved my problem by avoiding dancehalls, juke joints, discotheques and nightclubs.
I don't mean to brag here, but if the average male thinks of sex around nineteen times a day, as scientists claim, then I'm well above average.
So, here I am- a shy Lothario, a clumsy Casanova, a stammering Valentino. My imagination is x rated.
Fantasies are almost always better than reality, enjoy
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