ronnyelliott

  Pardon me if I don't take any of this seriously enough. My background in wringing my hands at ringside prepared me for just this momen...

That rumble and bumble in your head, that's your conscience. Maybe it shows up as a tightening in your gut. You came from the factory wi...

Any day that you don't die of the plague should eventually be considered a "good old day."  All those dumb jokes about not buy...

When I was a kid and TV was new, it was easy to tell the good guys from the villains. The heroes wore white hats. They were polite to the la...

After a lifetime of fumbling to screw up the courage to ask a girl to dance, I seem to have finally solved my problem by avoiding dancehalls...

Why worry about trade wars and nuclear destruction when an anvil could land on your noggin at any moment and leave you flatter than Wile E. ...

What's your definition of reality? That's right ! Congratulations. Everybody's a winner, everybody gets a prize. For folks who b...