Friday, April 18, 2025

Right Now In A Minute

 




Interesting times and rainy days. Blogs, social media, streaming channels, AI. Alcohol, drugs, ultra-processed foods and hot pickles. Self-driving cars, self-checkout and pandemics.

Maybe I'll read for a bit and stare off into space. Then maybe it will be time for another meal.

The illusion of control is the original cosmic joke, isn't it?

Hold on for the ride. It's better to err on the side of kindness.




Friday, April 11, 2025

Just My Luck

 




Pardon me if I don't take any of this seriously enough. My background in wringing my hands at ringside prepared me for just this moment in history. Oh, how I fretted when the villain slipped the illegal, foreign object into the ring, hidden brazenly in his trunks! Funny how I always seemed to see it immediately and the referee never detected it until the blood splattered all over the front row!

Of course I lose sleep worrying about folks losing their jobs, their healthcare, their family members. It breaks my heart to see families split over political babble.

If I could wave a wand and fix it all, I would. Meantime, I will enjoy the life that that I live and keep my mind on the love that I have.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.






Saturday, March 29, 2025

Baby Steps and Enlightenment





That rumble and bumble in your head, that's your conscience. Maybe it shows up as a tightening in your gut. You came from the factory with some sense of right and wrong, some degree of what we call empathy. At least most of us do.

The Google road to empathy is congested lately, with searches for Musk and psychopathy, Trump, social security and vaccinations. Don't try to get there faster by searching for "easiest countries for immigration" or "rental costs in Portugal" either. Jammed!

I wish I had sound advice for you. 

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.








 

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Why you....why I oughta'...






Any day that you don't die of the plague should eventually be considered a "good old day." 

All those dumb jokes about not buying green bananas and now I think twice about ordering any large size bottle of co enzyme q10. Take your wisdom from any source that presents itself.

Can you imagine the ego of the folks who think that they're in charge of this world? The preachers, the politicians, the performers, the athletes. Most of us wouldn't wear a pope suit to a costume ball. If I tied a red, silk ribbon around my dog's neck, she would rip it off in a heartbeat to reclaim her dignity. Somehow the evening news today will be filled with grown men with red silk ribbons tied around their neck and not a shred of dignity.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.





 

Friday, March 21, 2025

White Hats and Hard Hats





When I was a kid and TV was new, it was easy to tell the good guys from the villains. The heroes wore white hats. They were polite to the ladies. The bad guys came in all kinds of getups- Nazi uniforms, black hats, peroxide blonde hair, red pointy tails and nails-through-the-noggin. There was nothing subtle about it. You were with the good guys or you weren't.

By the time I approached puberty, lines blurred. Walter Cronkite told us that we were losing the war in Viet Nam. Somebody killed our beloved president and his brother and our civil rights leader.

Suddenly all those stories about slavery and lynchings and brothers killing each other in a horrible civil war and internment camps and smallpox blankets swirled in a heartbreaking stew in my struggling brain, already trying to make sense out of a world that was far more complicated than the one I knew.

Now I'm in England, far from the circus that I read about every day in the New York Times. I don't hear much from anyone, certainly not the ones that I was in close contact with in the US. The villains couldn't be more obvious to me. Half of the population that I left behind agree except that they seem to have a different idea of the good guys and the bad guys.

I surely hope the good guys win.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.




 

Monday, March 17, 2025

Worst Of Intentions





After a lifetime of fumbling to screw up the courage to ask a girl to dance, I seem to have finally solved my problem by avoiding dancehalls, juke joints, discotheques and nightclubs. 

I don't mean to brag here, but if the average male thinks of sex around nineteen times a day, as scientists claim, then I'm well above average. 

So, here I am- a shy Lothario, a clumsy Casanova, a stammering Valentino. My imagination is x rated.



 

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

What Fresh Hell, Indeed?






Why worry about trade wars and nuclear destruction when an anvil could land on your noggin at any moment and leave you flatter than Wile E. Coyote, deader than rock'n'roll.

Once you're born, the end of the story is no mystery. The chapters between birth and oblivion are up to you. Sorta'. Less if you're not white enough, female, poor, unhealthy in any way or just geographically challenged.

Having been brought forth into all of the lucky categories, during the time of Elvis and the Beatles, I'm more or less obligated to acknowledge my fine fortune and I do.

All you need while you're here is love. That's what I've learned.

Give us peace on earth and end this dreadful, dreadful war.