They're Coming For Your Bagpipes

We're all worried about something. I suppose that's why they sell so much alcohol, why so many Americans have medical cannabis cards. I've tried to train myself to let it go. I paid Maharishi Mahesh Yogi thirty five bucks on the student special deal for my own secret mantra and I've ingested every substance recommended by every fashionable guru to come down the path. 

Of course, I would like to think that none of it has done me any harm, but then again, who knows what I might have accomplished with some cleaner living.

My plan for the future is to keep my mind in the gutter and off world events over which I have no control. Vote Bonobo!